You Know Who You Are.

Anyone who rattles off phrases like “the fetid litterbox of his deranged and hostile cats” with such effortless abandon can wax my balls any time. Even if they got the whole bathrobe thing completely wrong.



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Bitter pills today
14 years ago

I would ask for an explanation but I fear it would open a hole from the reality that you ‘live’ in and the one with the rest of us in it.

Mary
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Mary
14 years ago

You know, when I need to get my nether bits groomed and polished to a soft sheen, I just call my favourite local spa and get an appointment that fits my schedule. But maybe this random shout-out on your blog will work for you.

P.S. Sugaring is less painful than waxing. Trust me.

SpeakerToManagers
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SpeakerToManagers
14 years ago

Waxing poetic, eh?

Subspace
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Subspace
14 years ago

I don’t really know who I am, to be honest.

Peter Watts
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Peter Watts
14 years ago

Maybe not. But the facade is just about perfect.