You know, we’re not on the cutting edge any more with this whole value-of-consciousness riff. Just a couple of years ago, the idea that sentience isn’t worth the trouble seemed a pretty radical proposition. But in the years since Blindsight came out1 we’ve seen top-flight journals publishing research showing that consciousness impedes complex problem-solving; we’ve […]
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So if I’m done, why do I still have this queasy lump in my stomach?
Two weeks of edits. Two weeks of no exercise, skipped meals, late nights, and cats who either don’t understand that a 3:00 a.m. feeding should allow them to wait a little past their usual 8:00 a.m. breakfast slot while their exhausted can opener tries to sleep in a bit, or who simply reject that premise […]
Where Were You When the USA Pulled Back from Being a Fascist Shithole?
I was on the other side of the camera that took this picture, blocking the view of a big honking flatscreen monitor which showed the United States morphing magically into a place I would actually like to live: It was a brief and unfamiliar moment of happiness, so very long in coming: one of the […]
Very Funny.
Okay, which one of you jokers is responsible for the following promotional offer appearing in my in-box? Subject: Promote Your Christian Book Christian Book Marketing is a division of Awesome God Publications. Awesome God Publications has been actively serving the Christian community since 1998. Through our years of experience in dealing with Christian books and […]
Never Trust a Gastropod.
I met Toronto’s mayor last night. The satanic Dave Nickle and I ended up at the Duke of Richmond, in the wake of a late city council meeting he’d been covering. Dave was buying, having racked up a whole evening’s worth of Blood Beers on account of all the snails he’d stepped on during our […]
Spoiler Alert
Seriously, people; there are a couple of major reveals in this bit. You really don’t want to read it if you’re averse to spoilers about Dumbspeech. Really, you don’t want to be here. This is for Colbert Platinum members only. Fine, then. You’ll pick many a bean… Good News for Modern Man: Sometimes the voices […]
Pole Star
My buddy (and fellow author) Brent Hayward sent me this photographic evidence from Poland: evidently I’ve made it into the bookstores at Warsaw International Airport. I don’t whether to be pleased by this news (there was a whole stack!) or depressed (they hadn’t sold any of them; there was a whole stack…) Either way, though, […]
The Living Dead
Meet Candidatus Desulforudis audaxviator, the bacterium that does it all: fix carbon, fix nitrogen, synthesize all essential amino acids, locomote — an organism that can exist totally independent of other life. It doesn’t even need the sun. This fucker basically lives on sulfur, rock, and electrons*. It’s an obligate anaerobe, without even the most rudimentary […]
"To Prove Free Will, You Have To Do Something You Don’t Want To."
I stumbled upon the premiere of this new television show last night. It contained the eponymous line, which is a bit pithier than the usual prime-time broadcast dialog. Even cooler, this line was a quote from a psychopathic assassin named Edward who’d recently been upbraided by his boss for gratuitously killing his target; in a […]
Fear and the French
I’ve gone back and posted a coda at the end of Wednesday’s fear and religion entry; the recent hysteria at Republican rallies is chillingly consistent with Oxley et al‘s findings that Conservative=Fearful. But let’s move on to fear and horror of a more existential sort, the kind you might find in the shadow of a […]







