You're three kilometers
below the surface of the Pacific Ocean. You're perched on the
shoulder of an active volcano. The local fauna is very large and
very nasty. If it doesn't kill you, a mudslide or an erupting smoker
Your fellow employees
are rapists, pedophiles, borderline psychotics,
and victims of same.
You feel very lucky to be here.
This is a damn sight better than the life you left behind.