Going over the transcript of the Locus interview I did last July. I am grateful that Locus gives its interviewees the opportunity to “clarify or expand upon” aspects of such transcripts; I had no idea that such a smart guy as myself could be so inarticulate and unfocused. During the course of the actual interview I thought I was performing pretty damn well \u2014 at least, everyone in the room was chuckling at all the right points. But either they were just humouring me, or digressions and clever dives down irrelevant alleys don’t translate well onto paper. Not to mention the number of sentences I evidently finished with nonverbal gestures. Either that or I’m some kind of closet narcoleptic in denial, with an unfortunate tendency to nod off in mid-sentence. You\u2019d think someone would have mentioned it by now.<\/p>\n
Anyway, “clarify and expand upon” I did, to the point where I now seem both profane and<\/em> articulate. The only problem that remains has to do with Locus’s standard policy of formatting these interview things \u2014 to wit, they omit the questions to which the interviewee is responding<\/em>, printing instead an extended monologue innocent of context. And of course, because different questions provoke different answers, said monologue tends to take sudden and aerodynamically-impossible turns in weird directions with no warning. For example, take the following snippet:<\/p>\n … which would, of course, explain the underlying Native-American subtext of the rifters trilogy. The whole saga can be seen as an extended metaphor for the history of Inuit seal-hunting culture in the eighteenth century. The frogs are swarming in the milk. Which at least is an improvement over those big hairy bats, I guess. At least you could hit those with rulers… <\/p><\/blockquote>\n Locus assures me that their readership is used to interviews with authors who are apparent victims of multiple personality disorder. I’ll take their word for it. But I’m still a bit worried that all you’d need to do is insert a couple of outbursts of cackling hysterical laughter into the transcript to turn me into Tom Cruise.<\/p>\n Anyway, I don’t know when the interview goes to press, but here’s a snippet to tide you over:<\/p>\n I’ve tried to create villains. Once I tried to base one on a specific guy I knew in real life, but when my real-life perceptions ended up on the page they seemed more caricature than character; the dude was such<\/em> a smarmy dick that I might as well have given him a mustache to twirl. The only way I could make him believable on the page was to make him more sympathetic than he actually is in real life, to give him enough depth that the reader would say, ‘Yeah, you can kind of see why he’s the way he is.’ I wish I hadn’t had to do that; he really is a complete dick here in the real world. <\/p>\n I of all people should know that moral convictions do not improve one’s fitness. Ethics are not<\/em> an evolutionarily stable strategy. Every time you look closely at altruistic behavior in nature, you find that it’s ultimately selfish. A ground squirrel who sees a threat will raise the alarm when there are relatives around, but not otherwise; he’s saving his own genes, even if his alarm call draws lethal attention to himself. Animals do fairly sophisticated subconscious processing in their heads. Take ducks. Ducks sometimes adopt ducklings from other broods, which seems counterintuitive; why would any creature in Darwin’s universe take a competitor’s genes under its wing? But it turns out that the adoptees are always kept in this outer buffer zone, and the parent’s real<\/em> kids are kept in closer. The adoptees are thus more vulnerable to predators; they’re being used as cannon fodder (although I guess we’d call them National Guard these days). Every time we see an act of altruism in nature, it ultimately comes down to inclusive fitness.<\/p>\n “I really should learn to internalize that. I need to become more opportunistic, more of a sociopath. Sociopaths tend to make a lot more money than I do.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Going over the transcript of the Locus interview I did last July. I am grateful that Locus gives its interviewees the opportunity to “clarify or expand upon” aspects of such transcripts; I had no idea that such a smart guy as myself could be so inarticulate and unfocused. 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