{"id":9045,"date":"2019-11-04T10:16:08","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T18:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=9045"},"modified":"2019-11-04T10:36:14","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T18:36:14","slug":"the-perfect-gift-for-someone-you-dont-like-very-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=9045","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Gift for Someone You Don’t Like Very Much."},"content":{"rendered":"
\n\n\n\n
 <\/p>\n

How time flies.<\/p>\n

Peter Watts is an Angry Sentient Tumor <\/em>is on the verge of release\u2014 Nov 12 according to official schedules, but if past experience is anything to go on it could be on bookstore shelves before then. (It could be on bookstore shelves now<\/em> for all I know. Assuming there are any bookstore shelves any more. I don’t get out much these days.)\u00a0 In any event, I’ll either be in Bulgaria or recovering therefrom when that happens, so I might as well post this now.<\/p>\n

Another good reason to post is because\u00a0Tumor<\/em> just got a starred review<\/a> in Booklist<\/em>, which I reproduce in full because it is so packed-to-the-gills with praise that cutting any of it would be a crime against Nature:<\/p>\n

“Former marine biologist and Hugo Award\u2013winning sf author Watts has collected over 50 essays from his blog, Crawl<\/em>, and other sources from as far back as 2004. His writing is irreverent, self-depreciating, profane, and funny, showcasing a Hunter S. Thompson\u2013esque studied rage and dissatisfaction with the status quo combined with the readability and humor of John Scalzi. These thought-provoking essays rail against hypocrisy, question the usefulness of consciousness, and explore counterrhetorical biases and how they impact our society. With intellectual rigor, clarity, and dark humor, Watts covers subjects as widely divergent as holidays, law enforcement and surveillance, homelessness, and the intersection of science and sf in the study of dolphin language. His film criticism covers J. J. Abrams’ Star Trek<\/em> movies, Blade Runner 2049<\/em>, and the fallacy of oppression in the X-Men<\/em> franchise. He shares personal stories, too: a life-threatening illness, the death of his brother. This collection of well-written essays has actual science backing up most of Watts’ opinions about politics and humanity. Give it to readers looking for a deep dive into privacy, antirhetorical biases, and other sociological issues.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I could nitpick if I had to, of course. This blog is not called Crawl but The ‘Crawl<\/em> (short for “newscrawl”). “Self-depreciating”, while probably accurate, is also probably a mistake (although not so egregious as that made by one of The BUG’s ex-boyfriends when\u2014 eager to impress during the initial stages of courtship\u2014 he proclaimed unto her that he was “self-defecating”). (That was probably accurate too, now that I think of it.) The fusion of Hunter S. Thompson with John Scalzi brings to mind some kind of Cronenbergian Brundlefly teleportation accident. But not even I can find fault with “intellectual rigor, clarity, and dark humor”. In fact, if the book is this damn good, you gotta wonder why Tachyon could only find one person willing to blurb it up front.<\/p>\n

None of this will come as any surprise to you regulars. You’ll have read a lot of Tumor<\/em> right here on the ‘crawl over the years (although I bet you\u00a0 haven’t read all<\/em> of it, because a lot of it hails from other sources as well). You’ll have to judge for yourselves whether the various B-sides and arcana you haven’t read justify the price of purchase\u2014 although I should highlight the awesome little bits of iconography, courtesy of one John Coulthart, that illustrate each of the “over fifty” essays (51, actually\u2014 they could have just said that). You can see a few of those just to the right. (I might also add that even if you have<\/em> read all the content before, this might make the perfect Christmas gift for people you don’t like very much.)<\/p>\n

In all honestly, it really is a nice little package. The cover design and internal layout are a delight (and I say this as someone notorious for speaking out when I don’t<\/em> like the design). If you happen to wander in to the official launch at Bakka-Phoenix<\/a> during the afternoon of Nov 16th\u2014 and if you ask nicely\u2014 I could sign one for you.<\/p>\n

Hell, if you happen to be in Sofia on Sunday the 10th, I could even sign it before then.<\/td>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  How time flies. Peter Watts is an Angry Sentient Tumor is on the verge of release\u2014 Nov 12 according to official schedules, but if past experience is anything to go on it could be on bookstore shelves before then. (It could be on bookstore shelves now for all I know. Assuming there are any […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-road","category-public-interface","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9045"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9072,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9045\/revisions\/9072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}