{"id":82,"date":"2007-12-24T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T23:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=82"},"modified":"2007-12-24T15:45:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T23:45:00","slug":"god-is-gonna-kick-your-ass-you-infidelic-pagan-scum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"&quot;God is Gonna Kick Your Ass You Infidelic Pagan Scum&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A few parting links, in keeping with the Christmas Spirit:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.overcomingbias.com\/2007\/12\/amazing-virgin.html\">The Amazing Virgin Pregnancy<\/a>, courtesy of <i>Overcoming Bias<\/i><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/cliffjburns.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/12\/the-gospel-of-st-nicholas\/\">The Gospel According to St. Nicholas<\/a>, the latest and most edifying of the gnostic gospels, courtesy of Cliff Burns;<\/li>\n<li>and lastly, by way of some obscure corner of <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/\">IcanHasCheeseburger<\/a> that for some mysterious reason hasn&#8217;t yet made it to the front page:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/rifters.com\/real\/uploaded_images\/2001cat-732153.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/rifters.com\/real\/uploaded_images\/2001cat-732149.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;because honestly, combining 2001 with domestic shorthair cats  is about as close to the truly divine as I&#8217;m ever likely to come.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So as Mr. Garrison sang with such unrepetant gusto:<span style=\"\">  <\/span>Merry Fucking Christmas.<span style=\"\">  <\/span>Try to ignore that idiotic pap about Christmas Choirs the CBC is wasting its bandwidth on, and try to survive the season.    <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">(Me, I&#8217;ve just introduced my Dad to Blade Runner.<span style=\"\">  Went pretty well.  Except he didn&#8217;t get the unicorn.<\/span>)<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few parting links, in keeping with the Christmas Spirit: The Amazing Virgin Pregnancy, courtesy of Overcoming Bias The Gospel According to St. Nicholas, the latest and most edifying of the gnostic gospels, courtesy of Cliff Burns; and lastly, by way of some obscure corner of IcanHasCheeseburger that for some mysterious reason hasn&#8217;t yet made [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}