{"id":557,"date":"2009-07-16T07:53:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T15:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=557"},"modified":"2011-03-31T15:45:46","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T23:45:46","slug":"please-stand-by-for-an-important-if-ultimately-uninformative-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"Please Stand By for an Important If Ultimately Uninformative Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-560\" style=\"margin: 0px 10px;\" title=\"cryteklogo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/cryteklogo.gif\" alt=\"cryteklogo\" width=\"190\" height=\"114\" \/>Yes, I have been silent lately, even by my usual standards.\u00a0 You saw me disappear into Germany, and did not see me sneak back out again (although I&#8217;ve been back home for some time now).\u00a0 This time, I have a different excuse for the long silence:\u00a0 I have been working furiously to discharge past\u00a0 obligations while negotiating the terms of a future one.<\/p>\n<p>Those negotiations appear to have concluded successfully. I am sworn to secrecy on all details, but am allowed to admit the following: for the next little while I&#8217;ll be working on a project for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crytek.com\/\">Crytek<\/a>, which I&#8217;m told is Europe&#8217;s largest computer-game company.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be working with them even though they had a chance to observe me before official meetings even began, while I was simultaneously affected by both jetlag and alcohol.\u00a0 (In fact, I suspect that may have been part of the interview process.)\u00a0 For this reason and others I expect to have a lot of fun with these folks, while also getting paid.\u00a0 It will make a nice change.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot show or tell much more\u2014 thanks to Crytek&#8217;s patented Amnesotek\u2122 mindwipe technology I can&#8217;t even remember the details of the gig myself, unless they unlock my digitally-repressed memories with the visual cue streamed to me at the beginning of each work day\u2014 but I am allowed to show you the lobby of their main HQ in Frankfurt:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-558\" title=\"smalllobby\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smalllobby.jpg\" alt=\"smalllobby\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smalllobby.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smalllobby-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I can also show you a cryptic image which appeared in my camera sometime during my blackout.\u00a0 If I had to guess, I&#8217;d say it was the early stages of an orbital beanstalk, contracted out to the lowest bidder.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-559\" title=\"smallrainbow\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smallrainbow.jpg\" alt=\"smallrainbow\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smallrainbow.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/smallrainbow-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I have an awful lot of work to do between now and Worldcon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I have been silent lately, even by my usual standards.\u00a0 You saw me disappear into Germany, and did not see me sneak back out again (although I&#8217;ve been back home for some time now).\u00a0 This time, I have a different excuse for the long silence:\u00a0 I have been working furiously to discharge past\u00a0 obligations [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crytekcrysis","category-writing-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1963,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions\/1963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}