{"id":4175,"date":"2013-06-14T06:38:57","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T14:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=4175"},"modified":"2013-06-14T08:33:27","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T16:33:27","slug":"a-terminator-with-training-wheels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=4175","title":{"rendered":"A Terminator with Training Wheels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So I was going to treat you to another fiblet today, but when you intersect <em>previously-unposted excerpts<\/em> with <em>spoiler-free excerpts<\/em> the overlap drops down into the single digits and the piece I wanted to post still needed a bit of work anyway (too many colons).\u00a0 Which is what I was working on before this happened:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GooglGlass-small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-4177\" title=\"GooglGlass-small\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GooglGlass-small.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"436\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GooglGlass-small.jpg 778w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GooglGlass-small-300x217.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that is the Queen &amp; Beaver in the background. Yes, that is a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Google_glass\">Glass from Google<\/a> clinging to the bridge of my nose. I am told that they are not yet available in Canada.\u00a0 It was just my fine luck that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brad_Templeton\">Brad Templeton<\/a> happened to bring his up from the states and wear it to our lunch date.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GoogleGlassBrad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-4176\" style=\"margin: 7px 10px;\" title=\"GoogleGlassBrad\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GoogleGlassBrad-e1371220023301.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GoogleGlassBrad-e1371220023301.jpg 534w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/GoogleGlassBrad-e1371220023301-300x262.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a>It was a mixed experience. The display itself was wonderfully crisp \u2014 it felt a little like being a terminator on training wheels \u2014 but the Queeve has the self-proclaimed Worst Internet Connectivity In The World, so any tactical intel beyond Brad&#8217;s own life-log amounted to an icon of a Cloud with a sad face lamenting &#8220;WiFi Unavailable&#8221;.\u00a0 On the other hand, it was kind of nice to know that we were lunching in one of the few spots on the planet where the NSA&#8217;s grabby grimy fingers couldn\u2019t quite reach. And the control interface, one you got used to sweeping forward to go backward, was a joy.<\/p>\n<p>For all the hype and hate this thing has garnered, though, Brad&#8217;s thumbnail description of Glass&#8217;s functionality was refreshingly modest: it is, he says, something you use when it&#8217;s too much trouble to dig out your cell phone. There&#8217;s nothing GG can do at this point that a phone can&#8217;t do better (except actually cling to your face, I suppose\u2014 and even that advantage would be lost the moment Glass went up against a phone with a bit of duct tape stuck to its back).\u00a0 There&#8217;s a whole volume of commentary embedded in that description \u2014 in the implication that we&#8217;ll happily spend hundreds of dollars to avoid the onerous inconvenience of actually <em>reaching into our pockets<\/em> \u2014 but then again, that&#8217;s just the kind of wry insight you get when you hang out with this guy. (Another example, \u00a0less welcome but more necessary, is that something I read in <em>Discover<\/em> magazine about driverless cars back in 1992 was probably bullshit.\u00a0 Which means I now have to rewrite a chunk of my <a href=\"http:\/\/2013.finncon.org\/en\/\">Finncon<\/a> talk for next month. Great.)<\/p>\n<p>Lunch was about four pints long (all mine, surprisingly; how can Brad Templeton <em>not like beer<\/em>?). After which I had to move up the street to the Duke of Somerset, where the BUG and I have our weekly Writing-and-Wine Thursdays. I was planning on selecting a fiblet during that interval, but somehow we ended up getting drawn into an extended tearful reminiscence over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=502\">Flea the Raccoon<\/a>. Then we went home and watched Game of Thrones until we passed out.<\/p>\n<p>So here it is, Friday morning, which means I barely have time to finish the &#8220;Golden Showers: Forbidden Lust&#8221;\u00a0<em> <\/em>slide for Finncon before I start my final passthrough on <em>Echopraxia<\/em>.\u00a0 So let me leave you not with a fiblet, but with an image Fata Libelli just posted to &#8220;capture the spirit&#8221; of their <a href=\"http:\/\/fatalibelli.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/12\/entrevista-con-peter-watts-1-esta-vivo\/\">Peter Watts Interview, Part One<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/fatalibelli.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tumblr_m92mmjSsNV1rtgxao.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"605\" height=\"221\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=4118\">previewed<\/a> one of those questions a couple of weeks back, here on the crawl.\u00a0 It was about life.<\/p>\n<p>You can see the connection.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was going to treat you to another fiblet today, but when you intersect previously-unposted excerpts with spoiler-free excerpts the overlap drops down into the single digits and the piece I wanted to post still needed a bit of work anyway (too many colons).\u00a0 Which is what I was working on before this happened: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,20,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interviews","category-public-interface","category-relevant-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4175"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4192,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4175\/revisions\/4192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}