{"id":4139,"date":"2013-05-30T05:27:25","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T13:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=4139"},"modified":"2013-05-30T06:40:24","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T14:40:24","slug":"worst-date-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=4139","title":{"rendered":"Worst Date Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Catch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He turned, flinched, brought his hands up barely in time to catch the box sailing towards him. It might have held a large pizza, judging by size and shape; maybe three of them, stacked. Scasers, adhesives, bladders of synthetic blood nestled in molded depressions under the lid. Some kind of bare-bones first-aid kit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fix it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Somehow Valerie had already stripped down to her coverall, geckoed her abandoned spacesuit to the wall like a crumpled wad of aluminum foil. Her left arm was extended, wrist up, sleeve rolled back. A Victorian junkie awaiting an injection. Her forearm bent just slightly, halfway down its length. Not even vampires had joints there.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What\u2014 how did\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The ship breaks. Shit happens.&#8221; Her lips drew back. Her teeth looked almost translucent in the glassy light. &#8220;Fix it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But\u2014 my ankle\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly they were eye-to-eye. Br\u00fcks reflexively dropped his gaze: a lamb in a lion&#8217;s presence, no recourse beyond obeisance, no hope beyond prayer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Two injured elements,&#8221; Valerie whispered. &#8220;One mission-critical, one ballast. Which gets priority?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I don&#8217;t\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a biologist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes but\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;An expert. On life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Y\u2014yes\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So <em>fix it<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He tried to meet her eyes, and couldn\u2019t, and cursed himself. &#8220;I&#8217;m not a medical\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bone are bones.&#8221; From the edge of vision he saw her head tilt, as if weighing alternatives. &#8220;You can&#8217;t do this, what good are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There must be some kind of sick bay on board,&#8221; he stammered. &#8220;A, an infirmary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The vampire&#8217;s eyes flickered to the hatch overhead, to the label it framed: <em>Maintenance &amp; Repair.<\/em> &#8220;A biologist,&#8221; she said, something like mirth in her voice, &#8220;And you think there&#8217;s a <em>difference<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>This is insane<\/em>, he thought. <em>Is this is some kind of test?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If so, he was failing it.<\/p>\n<p>He held his breath and his tongue, kept his eyes on the injury: closed fracture, thank Christ. No skin breaks, no visible contusions. At least the break hadn&#8217;t torn any major blood vessels.<\/p>\n<p>Or had it? Didn&#8217;t vampires\u2014 that&#8217;s right, they vasoconstricted most of the time, kept most of their blood sequestered in the core. Valerie&#8217;s radial artery could be ripped wide open and she might never even feel it until she went into hunting mode\u2026<\/p>\n<p><em>Maybe give her prey a fighting chance, at least\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He tamped down on the thought, irrationally terrified that she might be able to see it flickering there in his skull. He focused on the bend instead: leave it, or try to reseat the bone? (<em>Leave it<\/em>, he remembered from somewhere. <em>Keep movement to a minimum, reduce the risk of shredding nerves and blood vessels<\/em>\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>He pulled a roll of splinting tape from the kit, snapped off a few 30-cm lengths (long enough to extend past the wrist<em>\u2014 <\/em>it was starting to come back).<em> <\/em>He laid them down equidistantly around Valerie&#8217;s arm (<em>God she&#8217;s cold<\/em>), pressed gently into the flesh (don&#8217;t hurt her, <em>don&#8217;t fucking hurt her<\/em>) until the adhesive took and hardened the splints into place. He backed away as the vampire flexed and turned and examined his handiwork.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not set straight,&#8221; she remarked.<\/p>\n<p>He swallowed. &#8220;No, I thought \u2014 this is just tempor\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She reached across with her right hand and broke her own forearm like a sapling. Two of the splints snapped with a sound of tiny gunshots; the third simply ripped free of the flesh, tearing a divot in the skin.<\/p>\n<p>The fascia beneath was bloodless as paraffin.<\/p>\n<p>She extended the re-fractured arm. &#8220;Do it again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Holy shit, <\/em>Br\u00fcks thought.<\/p>\n<p><em>Fuck fuck fuck<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Not a test<\/em>, he realized. <em>Never a test, not with this thing.<\/em> <em>A game. A sick sadistic game, a cat playing with a mouse&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Valerie waited, patient and empty, less than two meters from his jugular.<\/p>\n<p><em>Keep going. Don&#8217;t give her an excuse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He took her arm in his hands again. He clenched tight to keep them from shaking; she didn&#8217;t seem to notice. The break was worse now, the bend sharper; bone pushed up from beneath the muscles, raised a kotty little hillock under the skin. A purple bruise was leaking into existence at its summit.<\/p>\n<p>He still couldn&#8217;t meet her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>He grabbed her wrist with one hand, braced against the cup of her elbow with the other, <em>pulled<\/em>. It was like trying to stretch steel: the cables in her arm seemed too tough, too tightly sprung for mere flesh. He tried again, yanked as hard as he could; <em>he<\/em> was the one who whimpered aloud.<\/p>\n<p>But the limb stretched a little, and the broken pieces within ground audibly one against another, and when he let go that lumpy protuberance had disappeared.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please let this be enough<\/em>, he prayed.<\/p>\n<p>He left the broken splints in place, laid down new lengths of tape adjacent. Pressed and waited as they grew rigid.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Better,&#8221; Valerie said. Br\u00fcks allowed himself a breath.<\/p>\n<p><em>Crack. Snap.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Again,&#8221; Valerie said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>What&#8217;s wrong with you?<\/em>&#8221; The words were out before he could catch them. Br\u00fcks froze in their wake, terrified at the prospect of her reaction.<\/p>\n<p>She bled. The bone was visible now beneath stretched skin, like a jagged deadhead in murky water. The contusion around it expanded as he watched, a bloody stain spreading through wax. But no, not wax, not any more; the pallor was fading from Valerie&#8217;s flesh. Blood was seeping from the core, perfusing the peripheral tissues. The vampire\u2014 <em>warmed<\/em>\u2014<\/p>\n<p><em>She&#8217;s vasodilating<\/em>, he realized. <em>She&#8217;s switching into hunting mode. Not a game after all, not even an excuse.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>A trigger\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Catch.&#8221; He turned, flinched, brought his hands up barely in time to catch the box sailing towards him. 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