{"id":351,"date":"2009-03-18T10:03:33","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T18:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=351"},"modified":"2009-03-18T10:34:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T18:34:25","slug":"will-no-one-rid-me-of-this-troublesome-priest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=351","title":{"rendered":"Will No One Rid Us of This Troublesome Priest?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I might want to be an American.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t say this easily. The acid shit-soup aftertaste of the Cheney administration still burbles at the backs of our throats; deregulated dominoes continue to topple the world over; Rush Limbaugh is yet taken seriously by an alarmingly large army of devotees.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, I can&#8217;t help feeling a bit like Taylor near the end of <em>Planet of the Apes<\/em>, wracked by cognitive dissonance in a world where the natural order of things has suddenly turned upside down.\u00a0 For down <em>there<\/em>, science is in ascension.\u00a0 Down <em>there<\/em>, finally, facts begin to trump ideology, and all those stem-cell-hoarding embryos are finally going to get what&#8217;s coming to them.\u00a0 (And you really should check out John Oliver&#8217;s <em>Daily Show <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailytube.com\/video\/16677\/john-oliver-hates-obamas-support-for-science-daily-show\">commentary<\/a> of a couple nights back on that subject; try <a href=\"http:\/\/watch.thecomedynetwork.ca\/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart\/full-episodes\/#clip151287\">this link<\/a> if Canada&#8217;s idiot web censors keep you from streaming across the border.) Even the US&#8217;s atheist population, while still miniscule, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org\/\">has doubled<\/a> in less than a decade<sup>2<\/sup>.\u00a0 While up here, up here&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;this is so hard to say&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Up here, Canada&#8217;s Minister of Science <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/servlet\/story\/RTGAM.20090317.wgoodyear16\/BNStory\/National\/home\">is a fucking <em>creationist<\/em><\/a><sup>1<\/sup>.\u00a0 A man who refuses to tell us whether he accepts evolution because &#8220;I don&#8217;t think anybody asking a question about my religion is appropriate&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right.\u00a0 The man who sits in judgment of all federally-funded scientific research in Canada believes that evolution is a religious issue.\u00a0 Put that together with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=206\">the policies enshrined by <em>his<\/em> boss<\/a> and I hope you&#8217;ll forgive me, just this once, for invoking a deity.<\/p>\n<p>God help us all.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><sup>1<\/sup>Despairing thanks to Caitlin Sweet for this link.<br \/>\n<sup>2<\/sup>Slightly less-despairing thanks to Anthony Easton for this one.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>P.S.\u00a0 And on an unrelated note, you&#8217;d think that all those Big Tough S&amp;M bondage types would be a little less squeamish at the thought of pus-pockets erupting through cracks in one&#8217;s toenails.\u00a0 Where I come from, Runner&#8217;s Toe is a badge of <em>honor<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I might want to be an American. 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And yet, I can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant","category-scilitics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions\/362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}