{"id":3489,"date":"2012-09-08T08:49:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-08T16:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=3489"},"modified":"2012-09-08T08:49:57","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T16:49:57","slug":"if-you-meet-neil-degrasse-tyson-on-the-road-hug-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=3489","title":{"rendered":"If you meet Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Road, Hug Him."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Colbert shut down The Bump yesterday. I assume you can see the clip <a href=\"http:\/\/videosift.com\/video\/Colbert-breaks-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-Colbert-Bump\">here<\/a> if you live in the US; for the rest of us, this<sup><a name=\"src1\" href=\"#fn1\">1<\/a><\/sup> will have to do:<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o1_250.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3493\" title=\"tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o1_250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o1_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o2_250.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3496\" title=\"tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o2_250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o2_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o3_250.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3495\" title=\"tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o3_250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o3_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o4_250.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3494\" title=\"tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o4_250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o4_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o5_250.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3492\" title=\"tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o5_250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o5_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o6_250.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3491\" title=\"tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o6_250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/tumblr_ma0o0i88xG1qlvie8o6_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>What I said before? I take it all back.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><sup><a name=\"fn1\" href=\"#src1\">1<\/a><\/sup>Grabbed from <a href=\"http:\/\/fuckyeahstevejonandstephen.tumblr.com\/post\/31109225522\/catbushandludicrous-colbert-shuts-down-the\">fuckyeahstevejonandsteven<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Colbert shut down The Bump yesterday. I assume you can see the clip here if you live in the US; for the rest of us, this1 will have to do: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 What I said before? I take it all back. &nbsp; 1Grabbed from fuckyeahstevejonandsteven<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ink-on-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3489"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3500,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3489\/revisions\/3500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}