{"id":2974,"date":"2012-04-01T08:59:37","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T16:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=2974"},"modified":"2012-04-02T08:18:44","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T16:18:44","slug":"hopefully-not-an-april-fools-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=2974","title":{"rendered":"Hopefully Not An April Fool&#8217;s Joke."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BOOKIESFINALFINAL-e1333300759442.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-2983\" style=\"margin: 10px 15px;\" title=\"BOOKIESFINALFINAL\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BOOKIESFINALFINAL-e1333300920297.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BOOKIESFINALFINAL-e1333300920297.jpg 467w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BOOKIESFINALFINAL-e1333300920297-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 193px) 100vw, 193px\" \/><\/a>I mean, you gotta wonder when Margaret Atwood&#8217;s final specs settle in at 666.\u00a0 Even if she <em>has<\/em> scarcely varied from that beastly number for<a href=\"https:\/\/sites.google.com\/site\/drheld\/bookies-votes\"> the past two weeks<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>There were a couple of weird hiccoughs along the way \u2014 a sudden 2.5% jump for <em>The Pattern Scars<\/em> back on the 21<sup>st<\/sup>, in addition to those oddities that inspired some of you to start grabbing time-series (thanks in particular to David Held, whose\u00a0 Google-fu has proven invaluable).\u00a0 Also the voting option remained active for over an hour after the poll had supposedly closed. But in the end, the results were so astonishingly clear-cut that none of that mattered:\u00a0 <em>Pattern Scars<\/em> won with more votes than all the other candidates <em>combined<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2976\" style=\"width: 604px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BookiesTimeseries-e1333298143108.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2976\" class=\" wp-image-2976 \" title=\"BookiesTimeseries\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BookiesTimeseries-e1333298143108.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"594\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BookiesTimeseries-e1333298143108.jpg 848w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/BookiesTimeseries-e1333298143108-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2976\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Datagrabbing\/plotting script: David Held<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Given that kind of a margin, I feel justified in squeeing on the BUG&#8217;s behalf even if she hasn&#8217;t yet posted it on her own blog [late-breaking edit: yes, <a href=\"http:\/\/caitlinsweet.com\/?p=500\">she has<\/a>], even if the results <em>won&#8217;t<\/em> be officially posted until Thursday. And the poll itself, while a joke in terms of rigorous statistics, does present an interesting measure of something beyond the usual simple popularity-contest metric. It wasn&#8217;t \u00a0just a measure of the number of people who were willing to click a button for the home team, but also of the number who came back and did it again and again, day in day out.\u00a0 It was not just a measure of breadth but of depth, not of number so much as some function of number and <em>dedication<\/em>. <em>The Pattern Scars<\/em> may not be any kind of bestseller, but by Ceiling Cat its fans are <em>dedicated<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m sure Caitlin will forgive you all if you&#8217;re a bit careless with your pronunciation of the word &#8220;Bookie&#8221; when spreading the word.\u00a0 Maybe put a bit of a &#8220;r&#8221; sound on that last syllable.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">*\u00a0\u00a0 *\u00a0\u00a0 *<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td rowspan=\"2\" valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">In related news, I myself seem to have done okay over in <a href=\"http:\/\/katedra.nast.pl\/artykul\/5967\/Fantastyka-2011-plebiscyt\/\">Katedra&#8217;s plebiscite<\/a>, which also finished up at midnight local time: <em>Rozgwiazda<\/em> eked out a modest win over GRRM&#8217;s<em> Taniec ze smokami <\/em>in the Best Foreign Book category, and &#8220;Wyspa&#8221; (aka &#8220;The Island&#8221;) slaughtered the competition for Best Foreign Short.\u00a0 I got my ass handed to me under Best Resume, though, which I really can&#8217;t complain about; I haven&#8217;t updated that thing in <em>years.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/katedra3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2977 aligncenter\" title=\"katedra3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/katedra3-300x253.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/katedra3-300x253.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/katedra3.jpg 479w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2979 aligncenter\" title=\"Katedra1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra1-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra1-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra1.jpg 479w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"319\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2978 aligncenter\" title=\"Katedra2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra2-247x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"247\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra2-247x300.jpg 247w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Katedra2.jpg 479w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 247px) 100vw, 247px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, you gotta wonder when Margaret Atwood&#8217;s final specs settle in at 666.\u00a0 Even if she has scarcely varied from that beastly number for the past two weeks. 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