{"id":2215,"date":"2011-08-14T10:46:06","date_gmt":"2011-08-14T18:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2012-11-28T10:30:45","modified_gmt":"2012-11-28T18:30:45","slug":"jump-start","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=2215","title":{"rendered":"Jump Start"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Close your eyes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Br\u00fcks obeyed; the insides of his eyelids glowed brief bloody red as the laser scanned down his face<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Word of advice,&#8221; Moore said from the other side. &#8220;Don&#8217;t tease the zombies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Br\u00fcks opened his eyes. &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t teasing him, I was just chat\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t chat with them either.&#8221; The Colonel ran his eyes down some hovering mid-air diagnostic invisible to Br\u00fcks without his hood. &#8220;Remember who they answer to.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t see Valerie forgetting to tell her minions not to spill any dangerous secrets.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And I,&#8221; Moore said, &#8220;can&#8217;t see her minions forgetting to tell her anything you might have asked them. Whether they answered or not.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Br\u00fcks considered that. &#8220;You think she might take offense at the melanin-fetish remark?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I really have no idea,&#8221; Moore said quietly. &#8220;But <em>I<\/em> sure as hell did.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Br\u00fcks blinked. &#8220;I\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You look at them.&#8221; There was liquid nitrogen in the old warrior&#8217;s voice. &#8220;You see \u2014 zombies. Fast on the draw, good in the field, less than human. Less than animals, maybe; not even conscious. Maybe you don&#8217;t even think it&#8217;s <em>possible<\/em> to disrespect something like that. Like disrespecting a lawn mower, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I\u2014&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let me tell you what I<em> <\/em>see. I see people who once had names. The one you were <em>chatting<\/em> with was called Azagba, back in day. Zag to his buddies. 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