{"id":193,"date":"2008-11-04T22:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=193"},"modified":"2009-01-26T06:52:05","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T14:52:05","slug":"where-were-you-when-the-usa-pulled-back-from-being-a-fascist-shithole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"Where Were You When the USA Pulled Back from Being a Fascist Shithole?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was on the other side of the camera that took this picture, blocking the view of a big honking flatscreen monitor which showed the United States morphing magically into a place I would actually like to live:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rifters.com\/real\/uploaded_images\/HappyCanucks-707361.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;\" src=\"http:\/\/rifters.com\/real\/uploaded_images\/HappyCanucks-707205.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIt was a brief and unfamiliar moment of happiness, so very long in coming:  one of the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">good<\/span> guys rising to take the reins for a change, delivering an inspirational and almost<sup>1<\/sup> flawless challenge that might have been cowritten by Aaron Sorkin and the entire screenwriting staff of Battlestar Galactica \u2014 and <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">nobody had even shot him by the end of it<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, my companions being what they were, that brief shining moment was not to last.  Obama hadn&#8217;t even finished speaking before two of them had fallen into a loud and bitter argument over which side of the Rockies Colorado was on.  A third joined in when the fight turned to whether Missouri was pronounced &#8220;Mizzury&#8221; or &#8220;Mizzourah&#8221;.   And it was hard to make out the president-elect&#8217;s closing words over the sound of a heated discussion on the necessary caliber of weapon needed to penetrate the bulletproof glass from a range of 1.5 miles.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t matter, though.  I looked at that eloquent figure and the massive support he&#8217;d won.  Then I looked to the pallid and small-minded weasel who rules my own country, to the pathetic squabbling terriers who act as his opposition.  And I realized that the day had come when the progressives in our midst might actually start fleeing <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">south<\/span> for a change.<\/p>\n<p>Who knows?  Given the right breaks, I might even go with them.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><sup>1<\/sup>Marred only by a brief and unfortunate reference to a pet which, to put it delicately, was not a cat. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was on the other side of the camera that took this picture, blocking the view of a big honking flatscreen monitor which showed the United States morphing magically into a place I would actually like to live: It was a brief and unfamiliar moment of happiness, so very long in coming: one of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":226,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}