{"id":192,"date":"2008-11-03T19:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T03:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=192"},"modified":"2009-02-04T07:48:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T15:48:52","slug":"very-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"Very Funny."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, which one of you jokers is responsible for the following promotional offer appearing in my in-box?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Subject: Promote Your Christian Book<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Christian Book Marketing<\/span> is a division of <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Awesome God Publications<\/span>.  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Awesome God Publications<\/span> has been actively serving the Christian community since 1998. Through our years of experience in dealing with Christian books and publishers we have determined a need for Christian authors to market their books differently than traditional authors.  We are able to market your book directly to a Christian audience who has proven that they have an interest in Christian books.  Another advantage is that we are able to provide complete product handling &#8211; from warehousing your book to shipping and invoicing!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Our years of experience and excellent relationships with our contacts makes Christian Book Marketing a natural choice to promote your Christian book to as many Christian readers as possible!<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Christian Book Marketing<br \/>\n&#8220;Reaching One More for Him&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Christian Book Promotion Packages<br \/>\nstarting at $499.00!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s more, but you get the idea.  Judging from the asking price, though, these guys skipped over that part of the gospels with the bit about camel&#8217;s eyes and needles.  It seems an exorbitant price, especially given a marketing slogan that only promises to reach one measly person.<\/p>\n<p>bec, was this you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, which one of you jokers is responsible for the following promotional offer appearing in my in-box? Subject: Promote Your Christian Book Christian Book Marketing is a division of Awesome God Publications. Awesome God Publications has been actively serving the Christian community since 1998. Through our years of experience in dealing with Christian books and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ass-hamsters","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":268,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}