{"id":182,"date":"2008-10-02T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T17:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=182"},"modified":"2008-10-02T09:50:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T17:50:00","slug":"for-want-of-a-nail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"For want of a nail."},"content":{"rendered":"

For decades now, experts from all walks have provided sage wisdom about the need to save for my declining years. We no longer live in a word of services<\/span>, they’ve told me. We live in a world of ownership. It is not enough to save. You must invest<\/span><\/span>. And this can sometimes be hard to hear — because although it’s hard to argue against saving for one’s old age, your average hard-sf author is generally lucky to have enough cash saved up at any given time to keep going for just the next year<\/span>. Being told that you have to take that cushion and invest<\/span> it — that you must hack your life-support horizon down to two or three months and put everything else into an untouchable account to grow<\/span> and mature<\/span> while you just kinda hope that the Russians aren’t lying to you about the money for next month’s groceries being in the mail, and that Tor will only withhold 70% of the royalties they owe you rather than the 100% they kept last cycle — well, it’s a bit scary. It’s Dumpster Daring is what it is, and the Dumpster is not easily mocked. And given that conventional economics seems founded on premises so absurd you wouldn’t even find them in the AD&D Monstrous Compendium (endless growth from a finite-resource base? Value-added information?), you gotta wonder if — given the luck<\/span> of the average hard-sf writer — the whole house of cards might not collapse the day after you bit the bullet and trusted your life’s savings to the Wisdom of the Market.<\/p>\n

So my response to all this well-meaning advice, only half-joking, is that my<\/span> RRSP is contingent not upon maximizing my own wealth, but upon the catastrophic elimination of everyone else<\/span>‘s. My retirement plan is to wait until the financial apocalypse levels the playing field between the haves and have-nots, then head out to search the rubble for tinned goods wielding the archetypal Treehouse-of-Horror “board with a nail in it”. I’m taller than most, with a longer reach. I exercise. I’ve already got the board, and enough generalized anger stored up to use the fucker at the slightest excuse. (I’ve also got an investment account at e-trade, but I have never made a single transaction with it; it’s just a place to park my cash where the Revenue-Canada tapeworms can’t feed off it.)<\/p>\n

That was my plan. As I say, conjured partly in jest. But if y’all look around the current economic and political landscape this week, you might agree that all that writing about the future may have actually stood me in good stead for once.<\/p>\n

Now all I need is a big, rusty nail.<\/p>\n

Exxxxxcellent….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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