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<\/a>Note the dull, cunning hatred in the eyes. Note the sullen set of the mouth, the garish bling, the gangsta shirt that celebrates one of the most pernicious and addictive drugs on the planet. Notice how he refuses to meet your eyes, no matter how long you look at him.<\/p>\n
Let’s call him “Ray”.<\/p>\n
“Ray” “works” at the “car dealership” around the “corner” (at least, that’s his secret identity). I gave him a sneak peek at a story I’d just written for an upcoming space-opera anthology (if you visit the crawl with any regularity, you may remember the fiblets I’ve been dribbling out over the past several months). I wasn’t quite satisfied with it myself\u2014 seemed too talky, too motionless\u2014 but I knew I had nothing to worry about from this puppy. After all, “The Island” had been thoroughly vetted by not one, but two<\/i> groups of published authors, whose expertise ranged from engineering to anime with a smattering of Mormonism in between; it had come through those gauntlets with pretty glowing reviews. What was an IT guy from Porsche gonna come up with?<\/p>\n
“Ray” pointed out that the back half of the plot depended on one of the characters knowing stuff that the front half of the story had clearly established he didn’t know. Also that the front half of the story depended on the same character not<\/span> knowing a bunch of stuff that the back half of the story established that he pretty much had<\/span> to know. Neither I nor any of the 15 people who workshopped the story had noticed this.<\/p>\n “Ray” has destroyed the past two weeks of my “life”, as I scramble to do corrective surgery on a 13,000 word story due at the end of the month. There’s been no time to blog, answer e-mails, vet Israeli book contracts, or track down the source of the rancid cat-pee smell lingering in my bedroom. There is only the rewrite.<\/p>\n Which I should probably get back to. In the meantime, if you happen to be in downtown Toronto and run into “Ray”, do me a favor and buy him a drink.<\/p>\n Then, when he isn’t looking, hit him with a rock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So why have I been so silent lately? It’s not as though there’s been any recent shortage of events worthy of scorn. Sarah Palin brought home the Moron Vote\u2014 that most vital of American voting demographics\u2014 to the Republicans. The craven cocksucking cowards leading every major Canadian political party got together and decided to exclude […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}