{"id":1661,"date":"2010-11-11T04:49:32","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T12:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=1661"},"modified":"2010-11-11T04:49:32","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T12:49:32","slug":"fast-forward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=1661","title":{"rendered":"Fast Forward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They have an entire wall of prog-rock albums here, replete with listening stations. \u00a0They have a dealer&#8217;s room which \u00a0puts a lot of real bookstores to shame. \u00a0They have cool sculptures and a shitload of guest authors in whose shadow I pale; I have drunk and snarfed at length in the company of China Mi\u00e9ville, Scott Westerfield, Justine Larbalestier, and Brandon Sanderson (you know, the dude who took over the <em>Wheel of Time<\/em> series). \u00a0Of course I would probably have spent all this time just sitting in my room if not for Caitlin&#8217;s influence; \u00a0that woman hits it off with <em>everyone<\/em>. \u00a0I swear she&#8217;d have Osama bin Laden eating out of her hand if she could just lure him into range.<\/p>\n<p>So far, everyone has been awesome.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/China_Girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1663\" style=\"margin-right: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;\" title=\"China_Girl\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/China_Girl-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/China_Girl-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/China_Girl.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Finally met B\u00e9n\u00e9dicte Lombardo: my publisher in France, who named her cats after &#8220;Aliens&#8221; characters. \u00a0(That&#8217;s her chatting with China to the right). \u00a0In public she is elegant and charming and unflappable; I have yet to see her behind the scenes but I&#8217;m thinking she must be an adrenalised caffeine junkie at such times, given the fact that she&#8217;s got me lined up for no fewer than <em>six<\/em> interviews over the next couple of days, and I&#8217;m nowhere near her headline act. \u00a0The Utopial\u00e9s folks have also got me slotted in for <em>eight<\/em> signing sessions, which strikes me as a bit extravagant (judging by my sales rankings on Amazon.fr, scheduling even one is hopelessly overoptimistic) but at least I&#8217;ll have time to write while sitting at the table. \u00a0(Late-breaking edit: \u00a0just came back from first signing. \u00a0There were actual people there, carrying copies of my books in three languages. \u00a0And one of them gave me a t-shirt with &#8220;We Don&#8217;t Give A Fuck&#8221; emblazoned across the front. )<\/p>\n<p>Seriously. \u00a0I&#8217;m getting more promotion over three days in France than I got over ten solid years in N&#8217;Am, for a market a fraction of the size. \u00a0I have no idea why. \u00a0My only complaint is, I have no complaints.<\/p>\n<p>Some stuff from the first night:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/progclose-e1289479200203.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1669\" title=\"progclose\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/progclose-e1289479200203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"221\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/progwall1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1670\" title=\"progwall\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/progwall1-e1289479113850.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"159\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1666\" style=\"width: 443px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/gryphon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1666\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1666\" title=\"gryphon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/gryphon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"765\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/gryphon.jpg 433w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/gryphon-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1666\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sculptures by Caroline Carret<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1667\" style=\"width: 442px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IsThisSeatTaken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1667\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1667\" title=\"IsThisSeatTaken\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IsThisSeatTaken.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IsThisSeatTaken.jpg 432w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/IsThisSeatTaken-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1667\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is this seat taken?<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1665\" style=\"width: 408px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Benelin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1665\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1665\" title=\"Benelin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Benelin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Benelin.jpg 398w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/Benelin-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1665\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">BeneLin<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1668\" style=\"width: 570px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/mainstage.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1668\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1668 \" title=\"mainstage\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/mainstage.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/mainstage.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/mainstage-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1668\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Main Stage<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Now I gotta go to that last place again. \u00a0Second panel.<\/p>\n<p>Later.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They have an entire wall of prog-rock albums here, replete with listening stations. \u00a0They have a dealer&#8217;s room which \u00a0puts a lot of real bookstores to shame. \u00a0They have cool sculptures and a shitload of guest authors in whose shadow I pale; 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