{"id":162,"date":"2008-07-15T10:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-15T18:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=162"},"modified":"2009-01-26T06:54:35","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T14:54:35","slug":"a-guy-with-a-light-saber-and-his-slave-girlfriend-on-a-leash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"A guy with a light saber. And his slave girlfriend on a leash."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One guess as to which of those elements I found hotter.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, there&#8217;s a whole different clientele that shows up at these Polaris things compared to, say, the more literary (those red-staters among us might say &#8220;effete&#8221;) affairs like Readercon.  Out of the ten panels I sat on, only three had a literary focus; the rest were all media.  And because books is what I do, I&#8217;m guessing that such panels figured far more heavily on my schedule than they did on most.  (And even most of the literary panels dealt with authors whose books had been adapted for the screen:  Tanya Huff, Jim Butcher, that Reeves-Stevens couple.  Oh, and some chick called Rowling.)<\/p>\n<p>So, not exactly the joyous reunion of rarely-seen friends that characterizes the usual cons I attend, although there were a few familiar faces:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.christian-sauve.com\/\">Christian Sauv\u00e9<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smithwriter.com\/\">Doug Smith<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.derwinmaksf.com\/\">Derwin Mak<\/a> (who for some reason spent Friday night dressed up in some kind of historical naval garb, which I strangely found more disquieting than the usual retinue of droids, Daleks, and Klingons wandering the halls).  <a href=\"http:\/\/davidnickle.blogspot.com\/\">Dave Nickle<\/a> of course, but hell, I seem him pretty much every day; we clung to each other for comfort over by the marshmallow fondue, when nobody paid any attention to us at the blast-off party.<\/p>\n<p>And there were <em>new<\/em> faces to scrutinize:  the statuesque <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/adrienne_everitt\/641575318\">adrienne everitt<\/a>, who lives just up the street from my dad, and who rode shotgun on our vampire panel dressed like Milla Jovovich from the <em>Resident Evil<\/em> flicks (she pulled it off, too).  <a href=\"http:\/\/timothycarterblog.blogspot.com\/\">Timothy Carter<\/a>, who wasn&#8217;t a <em>completely<\/em> new face because he did beat up a six-year-old to bring me a can of Coke back in 2002, when he was but a fan and I was a Mighty Author.  (He&#8217;s a mighty author in his own right, now).  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Declan_Dennehy\/504273307\">Declan Dennehy<\/a>, who hasn&#8217;t been able to get past the first chapter on <em>Maelstrom<\/em> in seven years of trying.  And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shelly-li.com\/\">Shelly Li<\/a> from Nebraska,  a teenage wunderkind who, despite not having actually published anything yet, is beating off agents with a stick (including a certain former, unlamented agent of mine).  I&#8217;ve been in intermittent e-mail contact with her for a few months now, and was just relieved to find that she was pretty much who she claimed to be online (albeit with the social skills of someone fifteen years older); I&#8217;d been half-expecting some 43-year-old chain-smoking potbellied dude with a fetish for role-playing.<\/p>\n<p>I met her parents too, briefly.  They didn&#8217;t seem in a great mood for some reason.<\/p>\n<p>And the panels, for all their geeky obsession over the significance of Giaus Baltar&#8217;s nosebleed in S04E04<sup>*<\/sup>, were a lot of fun, and actually got better as the weekend progressed.  I do remain mystified, however, by the unconscionable fact that a panel on <em>The Starlost <\/em>\u2014 easily the <em>Plan 9 <\/em>of televised sf \u2014 somehow drew twice the audience of one on <em>The Sarah Connor Chronicles<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Someone&#8217;s going to pay for that.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><sup>*<\/sup>Admittedly, it was me who introduced that particular element into the mix\u2026 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One guess as to which of those elements I found hotter. 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