{"id":160,"date":"2008-07-09T20:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T04:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=160"},"modified":"2008-07-09T20:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T04:54:00","slug":"the-voices-that-control-me-from-inside-my-head-say-i-shouldnt-kill-you-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"The voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn&#8217;t kill you yet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Self-loathing giant squid.  Bad-ass fucking fractals.  If Randy Newman did the theme for The Passion of the Christ. A furry old lobster and a creepy doll.  GLaDOS.  An  extended dance remix of a contest for the world&#8217;s best pants.  Tom Cruise.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and your brains.<\/p>\n<p>I just had front-table seating at Jonathan Coulton&#8217;s first-ever Canadian appearance, backed up by two guys called Paul and Storm who I&#8217;d never heard of, but who were pretty fucking clever in their own right.<\/p>\n<p>It was a triumph.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Update:<\/span>  Vaguely Satanic buddy David Nickle has Youtubed some excellent footage of last night, specifically Coulton&#8217;s ensemble rendition of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/davidnickle.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/jonathan-coulton-and-our-night-out.html\">Re: Your Brains<\/a>&#8220;, courtesy of Karen Fernandez&#8217;s remarkably steady hand and a Canon Powershot.  If you listen carefully, you can hear me in the chorus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Self-loathing giant squid. Bad-ass fucking fractals. If Randy Newman did the theme for The Passion of the Christ. A furry old lobster and a creepy doll. GLaDOS. An extended dance remix of a contest for the world&#8217;s best pants. Tom Cruise. Oh, and your brains. I just had front-table seating at Jonathan Coulton&#8217;s first-ever Canadian [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}