{"id":1597,"date":"2010-08-15T07:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-15T15:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=1597"},"modified":"2010-08-15T07:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-15T15:04:00","slug":"okay-i-lied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=1597","title":{"rendered":"Okay, I lied."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This<\/em> is the last post before oblivion, and I make it only to repeat and highlight old news, buried in past Comment Streams, that<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the &#8220;Offensive Squid&#8221; forum does in fact exist now,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theechoinside.com\/offensivesquid\/\"> right over here<\/a>, and is just dying for pithy posts on anything from the neurology of mantis shrimps to the recurring philosophical themes present in the work of Yours Truly (I&#8217;m a bit surprised at the lack of a forum entitled &#8220;We&#8217;ll All Be Killed, <em>Waaaahhhh!<\/em>&#8220;, but then again, it&#8217;s not my forum. \u00a0Although I will drop in and post there occasionally);<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=554009586\">Facebook<\/a> remains a viable option for quick updates while the &#8216;crawl is temporarily moribund; and<\/li>\n<li>My bedroom has now been torn apart in search of bedbugs (haven&#8217;t found any yet, beyond the fat gravid adult that I squished against my chest at 3 a.m. several nights ago). \u00a0This last item isn&#8217;t especially relevant to most of you, but any who remember the last scene of \u00a0&#8220;The Conversation&#8221; (starring Gene Hackman) would find the sight of my apartment strangely familiar about now.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Radio Silence in 3 &#8230; 2 &#8230; 1 &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the last post before oblivion, and I make it only to repeat and highlight old news, buried in past Comment Streams, that the &#8220;Offensive Squid&#8221; forum does in fact exist now, right over here, and is just dying for pithy posts on anything from the neurology of mantis shrimps to the recurring philosophical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-public-interface"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1597"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1602,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1597\/revisions\/1602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}