{"id":141,"date":"2008-05-24T06:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-24T14:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=141"},"modified":"2008-05-24T06:45:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-24T14:45:00","slug":"kill-me-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=141","title":{"rendered":"Kill Me Now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/rifters.com\/real\/uploaded_images\/omygodno-790725.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/rifters.com\/real\/uploaded_images\/omygodno-790722.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Evidently Michael Bay has been signed to adapt the Rifters trilogy, judging by this poster of Lenie and Kenny.  I had not realized that Lubin was black.  Nor that he propelled himself, er, anally.  I guess this is the price one pays for movie adaptation.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to one <a href=\"http:\/\/matt-arnold.livejournal.com\/229810.html\">Matt Arnold<\/a> for the coffee\/saliva stains all over my keyboard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evidently Michael Bay has been signed to adapt the Rifters trilogy, judging by this poster of Lenie and Kenny. I had not realized that Lubin was black. Nor that he propelled himself, er, anally. I guess this is the price one pays for movie adaptation. Thanks to one Matt Arnold for the coffee\/saliva stains all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}