{"id":135,"date":"2008-04-29T17:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T01:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=135"},"modified":"2008-04-29T17:35:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T01:35:00","slug":"dateline-lincoln-nebraska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Dateline: Lincoln, Nebraska"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two items:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>US Customs officials continue to ably occupy the niche of gate-keeping trolls with tiny dicks and\/or withered vaginas, who seem to think that people might actually <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">want <\/span>to stay in their miserable dick-ass country a day longer than absolutely necessary.<\/li>\n<li>Nature has accepted another story of mine for their ongoing &#8220;Futures&#8221; series.  This one&#8217;s called &#8220;Hillcrest v. Velikovksy&#8221;, and it draws its inspiration from this entry <a href=\"http:\/\/rifters.com\/real\/2008\/02\/law-order-victims-of-reality-unit.html\">here.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two items: US Customs officials continue to ably occupy the niche of gate-keeping trolls with tiny dicks and\/or withered vaginas, who seem to think that people might actually want to stay in their miserable dick-ass country a day longer than absolutely necessary. Nature has accepted another story of mine for their ongoing &#8220;Futures&#8221; series. This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}