{"id":115,"date":"2008-03-14T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T17:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=115"},"modified":"2008-03-14T09:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T17:52:00","slug":"coming-in-perhaps-a-bit-behind-the-penguin-craze-curve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Coming in Perhaps a Bit Behind the Penguin Craze Curve&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The penguin chick bursts from the shell<br \/>His fetal bed has served him well<br \/>But now, the newborn child will rest<br \/>Within his windswept, treetop nest.<\/p>\n<p>Oh penguin child, oh fledgling fair<br \/>Stay snuggled in your jungle lair<br \/>And when your mother comes to rest<br \/>You&#8217;ll suckle at her feathered breast.<\/p>\n<p>Heed not the snarl, fear not the roar<br \/>The beasties on the forest floor<br \/>You need not fear death&#8217;s gnashing jaws<br \/>Or felines with extended claws<\/p>\n<p>Sing out your cry!  Spit out your note!<br \/>Like gobbets from the drunkard&#8217;s throat!<br \/>Oh penguin, king-of-birds to be<br \/>Sing out from your acacia tree!<\/p>\n<p>Your soaring, graceful penguin glide<br \/>Doth make me feel so good inside<br \/>So fly!  And kingly bird, bestow<br \/>Your guano on us, far below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The penguin chick bursts from the shellHis fetal bed has served him wellBut now, the newborn child will restWithin his windswept, treetop nest. Oh penguin child, oh fledgling fairStay snuggled in your jungle lairAnd when your mother comes to restYou&#8217;ll suckle at her feathered breast. Heed not the snarl, fear not the roarThe beasties on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiblet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}