{"id":1000,"date":"2010-01-05T14:29:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T22:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2010-01-05T14:29:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T22:29:04","slug":"either-that-or-its-swine-flu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/?p=1000","title":{"rendered":"Either That or it&#8217;s Swine Flu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">I&#8217;ve spewed these shrimp from both ends now<br \/>\nFrom front and back, and still somehow,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s shrimp gone rotten I recall<br \/>\nI really can&#8217;t eat shrimmmmmp&#8230;<br \/>\nAt allllllll&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>To those who were expecting to hear back from me early this week, my apologies.  I think the worst has been purged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve spewed these shrimp from both ends now From front and back, and still somehow, It&#8217;s shrimp gone rotten I recall I really can&#8217;t eat shrimmmmmp&#8230; At allllllll&#8230; To those who were expecting to hear back from me early this week, my apologies. I think the worst has been purged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1001,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions\/1001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rifters.com\/crawl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}