Archive for March 12th, 2008

Auntie Semite’s Troubling Tales

In a nice change from the usual nocturnal scenarios about teeth falling out or earthworms tunneling through my flesh, last night I dreamed I was involved with Angelina Jolie. It was pretty nice, except for the part where we got kicked out of a B&B in Guelph because I’d broken someone’s vintage 45. She didn’t […]

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